Introducing.......HAIRY THE HAIRBALL!!!
First there was Gumby, then there was Flat Stanley......Now we have a new friend to worship and idolize.....HAIRY THE HAIRBALL!!!
Below is Hairy's theme song - it is sung to the Gumby and Pokey tune. If you don't know what the Gumby and Pokey tune is then you are too young to be reading this Blog....
Hairy's Song
I once lived on the back of a kitty's ass -
But I was brushed off and came to life at last.
I can live under any chair,
Or in closet or corners, too.
If you've got a cat
Then Hairy could live with you.....HAIRY!!
Stay tuned for the day to day adventures and tribulations of Hairy. It's not easy being a hairball!!
3 comments:
COUSIN HAIRY!
Welcome to club you big hairy ball,
Gotta have nerve and gotta have gall.
To keep up with this family is a tricky, tricky game
You need a hick accent and a fake fake name.
Stay away from vacuum cleaners and from swiffer brooms too.
Watch out for the gum on cat crap's shoe.
Cause now that you're here with us, we'd hate to have you go.
You're the smartest wad of pussy that I ever did know!
Sounds to Yo Mama lik Fatty been
in the coconut rum mixet up with sum rasperry/peach tea. It is almos 2 much for a Sattiday am.
That B what Yo Mama has 2 say 2-day
I wanna no why Hairy is brown when Minnie is black. Sounds like a put-up-down-and-out-job to me. Or does Minnie dye her hair black? Can I have a hair ball too? Looks like a lot of work to me. Hairy reminds me of the paper clip man that comes on the computer when my mama gets upset and calls for help. Is paper clip man a cousin too?
cousin Lucy P. Jones
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