Today I started my LAST semester of classes (unless I decide to go back to bartending school which is always a possibility since i DID finish first in my class the first time). I thought all my dysFUNctional friends would like to know that one of my classes is on PENOLGY. Now, I DIDN'T say PENIS-OLOGY - this is an entirely different subject..... No, this class is a study of the Prison system. I be thinkin that if I find out that our local cement block facility be servin three squares a day, free cable tv, nap time and arts and crafts classes, I might just be headin over to the local convenience store where I could be wavin around some threatin object (perhaps my cat's dirty litter box) and then I would qualify for a FREE vacation. Now, I just be wonderin - if I find out that heaven is just a crime away, would any of my dysFUNctional friends like to be joinin me on a little haitus from everyday life? It would be great if we could all just go up the river together and share a suite and then we wouldn't have to be a worryin about Thelma snuggling up to us while we be watchin Big Brother on our personal 42" widescreen plasma tvs.
Let me be knowin what you be thinkin about this idea. If we just wait a few weeks, then the Kapitan will be so happy that he won't even notice that Yo Mama is not in attendance as his personal slave.
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Good Deal cat-crap, my bags are packed. But gotta have some gaur-n-tees first.
1. my cell phone so I kan call Bell South cause my email sender aint working agin this week.
2. my cell battery charger so I kin keep my cell phone a-workin.
3. wanna no who my roomie(s) will B
4. wanna guar-n-tee that no PO B in the cell directin traffic, behavior, ways doin things
5. raspberry peach tea, ice, my coconut medicine
6. no un-authorized visters
7. kin take my dog, she b needin my bath mat to wee-wee on
8. no incumin phone calls less I say it o.k.
9. good t.v., tivo, schedule available at all times
10. Mexican food on the menu
11. No washer or dryer, jes laundry service at all times
12. shower alone
13. no manual labor loading boats or cleaning enything
14. enything else I think of
15. Meybe we should check with Martha about location, location, location - sure not in N.O
16. no dish washin neither
17. no meal plannin for others
U let Yo Mama no what she forgot
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