Watch Out - Mama is MAD!!!!!
Not only does my dress not fit me either, but I had to put it on over my head because my BIG ASS wouldn't let me put it on from the bottom up. Not only that, but when I tried to take the friggin thing off, I almost had to use my scissors and cut it off.......I guess the fact that I had such LARGE babies accounts for the fact that there was about a 6 inch gap across my back after I managed to squeeze into the satin torture chamber.
The solution can be found in my right hand. I plan on having a couple of cocktails and chopping the fat off my butt with my everyready Chinese meat cleaver. Stay tuned for the hospital report.....
The good news is that Minnie really enjoyed riding around the house on the beer stained train......
I wish I had a picture of my daughter's face as I entered her room in the above costume clutching a meat cleaver. I think that she thought I had finally gone over the edge (and perhaps I have).....
2 comments:
Ola como vai?e uma pena eu não falar em Inglês para falar para vocês que seu blog e muito legal que familia bonita e feliz,toda felicidade pra vocês
Joy to the world! I am so glad we are bridging cultural gaps and teaching the world to sing with our expressions of familial love.
God bless you, and please visit Whataburger again soon,
Con besos muchos,
La Gordissima
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