Sumtimes in life things jes be said that don't make no sense 'n iffin 1 does not rise to defend their n-ability to comprehend it shud follow that 1 is aggreein with or ac-septing what be said. Now, I no I aint got no P-H-D from Princeton, 'n I don't even live in Ft. Worth and never did, 'n I didn't go to Rice University BY CHOICE 'cause them jes weren't my kinda people, but I do no a thing or 2 bout life and what B important. I been around the trak oncet or twice. Lik I no that Jen cursed Brad out this week, and further more Jess' butt done went flat. 'N I no I don't drive a top-of-the-line-showcase-car like a VW Touring car. 'N I don't no iffin during the day and nite 24/7 my car shines headlites whether I need 'em or not. I jes don't no and sumthin else, I jes don't care, it not be M-portant 2 me. So when the bait got throwed out I jes was dumfounded. It went sumthin like this:
My brite lights don't work.
I don't no why my brite lites don't work.
? Do U have ur headlites on?
I got my lites on that burn whenever the car motor is a-goin, nite or day.
?Are U tellin me ur a-trying to switch to brites when U don't have ur headlites on?
Yes, that is what I said 2 times.
How do 1 answer sumthin like that? Aint got his lites on, here we go down the hiways and byways of a big city and he be running on them little cheap automatic lites and be thinkin he outta be able to just flash them brite boogers. Think I best get me 1 o'them portable searchlites
that plug n-2 the cigarette liter and when we go n-e-where after dark I jes turn that thing on and act like I'm a deer-hunting.
Yo Mama wants 2 no if U think the judge would unnerstand I wadn't relly deer huntin in the city limits out of season.
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I do believe that the Captain needs to fix the bulbs in his brain - they are obviously burned out.
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