Monday, August 29, 2005

PUKE - Part 2

Tonight as I be putting on the clean dust ruffle, mattress pad, sheets and comforter after my late night carpet cleaning session, I made the offhand remark that "Well, looks like the carpet may still have a slight pink stain to it - aren't we glad that we didn't let it sit for a few days so it could dry up", to which I received the reply (with a straight face) "Well, I think that letting it dry and then vacuuming it up would have worked very well". This from the same man who attempted to give the still sick child grape soda with his dinner since we were out of Sprite. When I pointed out that grape soda stains might coordinate nicely with the tomato/strawberry stains a light did go on inside that great cavern between his ears. I then got in the car and went and got Sprite.

Gig 'Em Again
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2 comments:

Fatty said...

Maybe we need a Rainbow Coalition Puke Chart, too. We could sell it and the Poop Chart together for a special price, like they do on amazon.com.

9:56 PM
yo mama said...

If your alooking 4 sumthin that stains real good try that Crystal Lite Raspberry Peach stuff I use with my coconut medicine. Speakin of medicine, am sending a 3 mo. supply them vitamins to the testosteroneabcdefg man n hopes he will be cured jes like Uncle John in Boulder. Then when he B cured the little woman take them vitamins 2 and we'll get a leg up on bein the fam-damily with the most vitamins in use.

Yo Mama said it first.

10:09 PM

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