Saturday, August 13, 2005

UPDATE NEWS ALERT !!!!!

jes want my gurls and Hairy to no that The Kaptain, boss of the whole world, has jes left to go 'n buy nother boat trailer. Only $500, meybe he kin git it 4 less. Then we kin have nother water trayler in our driveway with the other 2 and the 2 boats (both useless like Bumpus). Kaint talk now, gotta go while the goin is good. In everday talk thet means The Kaptain's car is gone frum behind mine and I kin GET OUT. Lots errands to run, money to spend.

Thet is what Yo Mama is a-doin 2 day.

2 comments:

creeser said...

Maybe before the Captain comes home you can have a garage sale and get rid of all them useless things in your driveway. Then when he comes home he can call the po-leece and report them stolen and you can collect a bunch of insurance money and have him committed to the in-sane ass-eye-lum.

yo mama said...

GOOD NEWS ! The Kaptain desided to not buy that opportune traler. He done went 2 C it and tole the man he give him $350 4 it. The man say NO, it be worth at least $400. So the Kaptain drived away, 'n while he was a-driving he think he go get one of his worker men 2 go look at it. Worker man took 1 look and said lordy, it not be worth $100, it rusty and dirty and needs new axle and all sorts 'a ugly things. Whew and Whew and Whew. Our fleet did not n-crease 2-day. But jes recall, the day is yung yet. Jes think, we almos had another beau-ti-ful item to display 4 our lovin nabors.

Yo Mama is relieved 4 the moment.