jes want my gurls and Hairy to no that The Kaptain, boss of the whole world, has jes left to go 'n buy nother boat trailer. Only $500, meybe he kin git it 4 less. Then we kin have nother water trayler in our driveway with the other 2 and the 2 boats (both useless like Bumpus). Kaint talk now, gotta go while the goin is good. In everday talk thet means The Kaptain's car is gone frum behind mine and I kin GET OUT. Lots errands to run, money to spend.
Thet is what Yo Mama is a-doin 2 day.
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Maybe before the Captain comes home you can have a garage sale and get rid of all them useless things in your driveway. Then when he comes home he can call the po-leece and report them stolen and you can collect a bunch of insurance money and have him committed to the in-sane ass-eye-lum.
GOOD NEWS ! The Kaptain desided to not buy that opportune traler. He done went 2 C it and tole the man he give him $350 4 it. The man say NO, it be worth at least $400. So the Kaptain drived away, 'n while he was a-driving he think he go get one of his worker men 2 go look at it. Worker man took 1 look and said lordy, it not be worth $100, it rusty and dirty and needs new axle and all sorts 'a ugly things. Whew and Whew and Whew. Our fleet did not n-crease 2-day. But jes recall, the day is yung yet. Jes think, we almos had another beau-ti-ful item to display 4 our lovin nabors.
Yo Mama is relieved 4 the moment.
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