Introducin Water Trailer # 97
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.
My PO is a man of vision. He B tole about this val-u-able item that be a-sittin on the island called St. Thomas. It hadn't been looked at in 2 yrs. and was mitely dirty and deflated and 4 only 500 big ones he cud have it.
Voila! He finded a native to have a crate built and this trailer put N it and then the whole mess wrapped up N sumthing like saran wrap and nex thing U no it is a-sitting in our driveway on a rented trailer with a flat tire.
'member - all this wuz site unseen ! Wunder how cheap 2 ship it to 2 the U S of A.
It gonna be mitely valuable, he sez, when he git thru with it. Am sur the nabors love it. Two water trailers in the bak yard and 2 n the front. This be sitting N our new fancy Tall carport which is a big problem, now oncet again I kaint git my car out less I tell The Kaptain 2 git his butt up and move his VW. Sech is life. N E body wanna buy a fine boat? Shall I slip an ad on Ebay. Whatever shall I do to avoid the city offisers cuming over here and leaving demands for $$$ and-a hauling it sumwhere else?
Yo Mama is a-waiting 4 advise from her 2 nowledgeable girls who ware wedding dresses 2 little 4 'em.
4 comments:
You could always call the po-lice with an anonymous tip off about the house in your neighborhood that's starting to look like an aquatic-junkyard...then could come haul it away (since you would then accidentally throw away all the warnings they glue to your door).
In East Tex-us, there's a direct socio-eco-nomic cor-ree-la-shun to your status in the community and the number of old appliances you got sitting on yer frunt purch. And if you're in the elite group, you also gotta have a couch with big orange and brown flowers, smelling of mildew and cat piss.
My advice is to mix up some of that there crystal light and rum, put on that mighty attractive outfit that we saw in your posting yesterday and then go sit in the boat and pretend you are goin for a ride....THAT would give the neighbors somethin to worry about!
How cud I have fergot to mentshun that he left the garden hose a-runnin for 3 days and 3 nites in the interior of that water trailer. In the middle of the nite (6:00 a.m.) I got up and there wuz water a-standing ever where and a huge waterfall flooding over the rear end of the boat (we calls that the aft in nautical talk). Iffin I had run water like that I'd be dead from drownin by now. The Kaptain just shrugged it off like it wuz jes one of them things.
What do U think of that, Yo Mama wants to know rite away.
If I had water runnin' outta my aft, all hell would break loose.
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