Friday, August 12, 2005

Hairy's Safety Tip of the Day


A Smart Hairball is a Safe Hairball

Attention all Hairballs. If you will look closely at this human cooling unit you will see the remains of my dear Aunt Martha. One day she was floating around the bathroom floor and decided to stick her nose somewhere that she didn't belong. Before she knew it she was sucked into this dangerous machine and all that is left of her is what you see scattered over the surface of those little prongy things. Let this be a lesson to you all.....beware of all electronic contraptions that you may encounter in your human's homes......we don't want to meet the same fate as poor Aunt Martha.

1 comment:

Fatty said...

Ain't Marthuh Ain't Martha!

And all this time, I thought you were on vacation under the couch. Now who's gonna call Cousin Lenny the Lintball and tell him to evacuate the Bolihoker Motel?