Everthing ain't what it mite seem

I Gotta Cause Too !!!
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

Jes cause U 2 useless girls got weddin dresses a-lying round waiting 2 B used agin, 'n jes cause Yo Mama grashushly donated her virginal dress 2 the Round Rock actors 'n actresses, don't mean she kaint get 2-gether a little sumthin to share with those she luves.
First U mite notice them Gucci shoes thet went out with high-button-turn-of-the-century. I did not ask to borrow, I jes did it. To complement them I finded some fine white socks that go with special white-man-about-town-big-time-officer-to-strut-arount-in uni-forms. Didn't ask bout that either. I needed sumthin borrowed 'n new 2 so I got out my new Hanes V neck shirt, size L, bought to take to Texas when I go cause thats what natives wear down ther. The cell-fon is the one I jes wuz given by sum-1 who loves me very much 'n wanted me 2 have the finest.
Yes, that be a dead chicken I B holdin, it B evening meal, sumtimes called supper, sumtimes called dinner, depending who you B talkin 2. One dead chicken, legs and head and all will feed 2 pigs 'n 1 dog.

'n that beu-ti-ful hare got nuthin 2 do with my carmex jar.

'n yes I do see the flab on my upper leg, that B whut U have 2 look forward 2 in the years to cum.

'n yes I did take that picture myself, did not trust N E body to do it rite but me or Lucy and she didn't wanna try cause I B outta dog cookies. Nex
time I wanna call our new found cuzen in Brazil, Mosta, 'n let him do my current-in-progress portfolio.

Keep in tuch with Yo Mama so she will no U ain't ben carted off to a happy farm.

U got N E more ???? or complants U no where to find Yo Mama. Rite here a-using that Arm & Hammer jug.