Another equation:
10 rural Texas chil-run
+
1 walk in the woods
+
~40 ancient, bleached out cow bones
=
One hoppin' good time.
Has anyone here seen Lord of the Rings? I think that those Ring Wraith people's masks were modelled after cow pelvi.
This photo hints at all sorts of "head up the ass" and "bovine pornography" issues, but I won't go there. I'm still stuck on analog.
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That there cow pelvis might also provide a visual representation of birthin' babies the next time the ole "birds and bees" topic comes up at your house. You could lie on the ground and moan and groan and let Jackie pretend he is being birthed. Or perhaps he could just take it to show and tell at preschool and educate all them dumb and dumber kids that are in his class.
It is the perfect size for that isn't it? I can start a new age service: "The Ba'Hai Clinic for Those Who Need to Be Reborn but Who Don't Want to Tithe to the Baptists." I could let 'em sit on my prayer rug and get reborned with the cow pelvis, all while I am playing a mournful tune on my plastic recorder. Maybe Bahama Mama could string her bone bra up between two trees and provide a little string section uh-cump-knee-meant. Mr. Corneydog could chime in on his trombone at the moment of revelation, and you could then personally escort them down the path to Isaiah's Outhouse.
This might be an excellent way to earn money for the tamale maker!
Fatty and Moomoo's
Get Borned Then Eat a Tamale Shack.
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