Newsweek or Time or one of those magazines that uses all the big words does a "by the numbers" sort of thing in each issue that presents statistics related to the recent news. I thought I would do the same for Fatty, Boudreaux, Rufus, and the Devil Dog Go to Drama Camp:
764: pages read by Fatty since she had no TV, phone, or consistent computer connection (I LOVE that!)
550: mileage driven between East and West Tex-us. Why do you people tawlk so funny out ther-uh?
201: pages of Harry Potter read by Boudreaux over a three-day period (take that you GT HAG!)
72: Number of times "are we there yet?" was uttered.
40: Approximate number of Jeeps spotted on to- and from- journeys. Most of these were east of I-35. 0: Number of Jeeps whose doors did not match their body paint (!).
22: Number of minutes required to weave through the normally deserted-because-everyone-is-at-the-corner-stop-in-breeding-with-their-bucktoothed-cousins-town, which has only one flashing yellow light. Reason for delay: annual polish pickle festival.
16: Number of rectal flatulation episodes instigated by Sir Haynuss del Hades and requiring the quick infusion of fresh oxygen through the emergency vehicle glass retraction man-oo-ver.
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