LUNCH BE-N SERVT AT NOON 2-DAY 4 ALL

I jes be servin notice that at noon 2-day there be
a cook-in with plente for all. It all started las
nite, when company be here, jes finishing up some
mitey good fried fresh red snapper fillets when The
Captain herd a strange noise. He jumpt to his poor
achin feet and ran for the hole-n-the-floor that
leads to (those willin to take the leap) what men-
of-the-water rever as The Engine Room. From there
he lept to the afterward stairs and strate to his
personal toilet room. I herd a scream and water
was ever-where. He then ran 4 my cooking pot
drawer and grabbed my favorite and only little
stewing pan and heded bak to the toilet room.
Seems Somebody (his terlet room) had put 2 much
paper in the facility and it stopped up and
was running over everwhere. Used my Favoite Little
Stewing Pot to dip that water out of the terlet.
YUK YUK YUK. The pot was returnet to the kitchen
and I keep lookin at it wundering just what to do.
So decided to make crap-wee soup. Wanna join us
4 lunch? Plente for all.

Took me back to WW2 when that famus man known as
Buda had an ole Studebaker car asitting in the
bak yard. Was the car he hauled off the 16 cats
in that day. Whenever he desided to change the
oil in thet ole car he would sneak in-2 the G-
Womans kitchen and get his faverite oil changin
pot and run 4 the yard. When the pan would show
up again the G-Woman would have a screamin-n-yellin
fit over it all. You no that pan 2-day as Buda's
popcorn pan, still setting in the G-Woman's cabnet
and is now round on the bottom stead of flat like
my now used-2-B-faveret stewing pan.

You may not believe yo mama, but thet was the very
cat delivery car that we wus cuming bak from
Galveston-on-the-ocean in 1 day when we had a big
damn blow-out of big proportions to 1 of the tires.
Buda looket it over and then jes got bak in the car
and we rode all the way home on the rim. Sure was
a bumpy ride and we got lots of looks from those
who past us. Dudden seem like Buda has been with
the Lord for sum 9 years now.

Youse girls need to get sum locks 4 ur cabenets
b-4 it is too late.

May-B Rufus cud tell the crap-wee stew storey
at bible kamp this week.