Just a wonderin' where are the dysFUNctional people are going to be at midnight tonight? Is El Capitan (aka the P.O.) gassing up the boat and heading for the nearest bookstore in the Bahamas to participate in the Harry Potter midnight party???? (he might if he knew they were serving cookies and punch, except he wouldn't want anyone watching him eat the cookies). I KNOW that my east texas hillbilly cousins will be out past curfew as will the west texas contingency. Tomorrow the land yacht heads off to even further west texas with the three boys in tow. The girl child will be taking the Sunday a.m. limo to west texas along with her other giggling teenage friends. I will be making the trip with headphones on (but no music coming out) and my new HAIRY POTTIE book in tow. This afternoon I am making the LONG trek to Dallas and back to pick up Katie from the Baptist Prison Encampment. I plan on doing any necessary deprogramming on the trip back home......Hopefully she and Carrie Beth had a good time without joining the Baptist church. I am NOT taking my computer on vacation having told all those different people that I work for that they will just have to without me for a week - what a liberating feeling!! Therefore, I am already suffering withdrawels from my dyFUNctional friends, but I will be sure to give a full report when we get back (if I come back - I am seriously considering joining the Big Mamas Topless Revue in Vegas since I truly do like to "shake what my mama gave me").
I except some INTERESTING reports from the other dysFUNctional members when I return!!
Viva Las Vegas!!!!
Cat-Crap
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Yo Mama is just now recoverin from not sleeping due to the Hairy Potty function. I did not go but jes knowin that my family wuz out on the hiways and byways of the world at that hour was enuf to keep me awake. Then, yesteddy a.m. when I red on the computer news that YOU and your West Texas relatives were so well represented amongst the 6.9 million who bought books the openin 24 hours or that sale, MADE ME PROUD to be an American and related to folks who R up to date and in the no about the latest trend goin on. How meny books did u buy anyways? Did you take any zip locs to take sum cookies-4-the-rode and to freeze 4 when my PO cumes to town? And meybe even a thermos of jes a little of that punch. Wunder if ku thot to take jes a little airline bottle of an addative to slip in ur punch?
Yo Mama has expressed her feeling about Hairy Potter 'n the gala associated with same
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