Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Yo Mama Has Her Boobs Upheld

Yo Mama is writin to let Fatty no that I remembered to put on my bra
this mornin rather than friten the neighbors on the dock-of-our-choice.
Sumtime I jes put on another nitie on top of my current-in-use nitie
to take ur sister Lucy P. Jones to poop 'n when I do that I don't stop
long nuf to add a booby support. U will 1-day no what I mean 'n not
even think bout airing out the girls 4 fear they mite jes fall off.
Sur wouldn't go half-neked at sin city, nown as L.V., and lay my girls
on the blackjack table as I swear 2 Bahia thet I saw happen sum years
ago when I wuz yung and foolish and havin fun there. My PO has a woman
nown as ex#5 who has big-'uns. long and droopy, and she never wears a
booby uplift, n-stead she wears brown or black men's socks with her
hippie sandals. Praise the Lord she has moved her butt to the western
coast of what is nown as Florida. So that is what I have 2 say regarding
boobs 2-day

The words of Yo Mama in black 'n white

3 comments:

Fatty said...

HEY CAT CRAP!

Did you see any bodacious ta-ta's getting air time in your recent foray into sin city?

PS to Mama: I did skip school and go to Hippy Hollow a couple of times, but I never did show any ta-ta's or other NC-17 body parts. Ba'hai.

creeser said...

I didn't see no boobies on the table in LV; however, I was witness to some of the tackiest outfits on the face of the earth! FYI, I have to keep my own girls in their slingshot or else they tend to scrape off my toenail polish.....

yo mama said...

Appears to Yo Mama that U both did N-herit the best of Yo Mama, one of U a-skippin school and tother got boobs a-hangin to her toes.
N one of U kaint drink peach-nothin and tother ben steelin the tequila. Whatever kan I do at this point in my life?

Yo Mama is a-praying 4 you 2