Woman in work hat labors cheap
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.
You probly B thinking that Yo Mama don't do much but just sit around going yachting but I wanna tell you a new story bout all that sorta stuff. There I wuz last p.m. with my arms in dish soap up to my elbows when The Kaptain of the vessel-of-the-year said, "git me 1 or 2 cookies". An I said, "here is the package". An he got real agitated and sez "I don't like to get cookies out of a sack with the dog watchin me so YOU get 1 or 2 cookies out for me". An I sez, "ONE OR TWO", as I dried off my soapy arms. And he sez "give me 1 and I'll let you know if I want 2" and I jes tossed 2 cookies at him and took the dog, so she couldnt't watch him eatin cookies, and went outside and laid down on the front of the boat. Now, it ain't like I just be sittin and pickin my nose, and ain't like I don't wash loads and loads of smelly clothes, wearing my washer-woman-in-the-isles hat. Dog watches me do that stuff, what the h--- does it matter if the dog watches him git cookies out of a package. I got a neighborin friend by the name of Howard and this morning he sez, "why you lying down on the deck las nite" and I jest sez, "U would not unnerstant or believe it iffin I tole you.
Yo Mama want to no iffin U unnerstand
2 comments:
Does he let the dog watch him pee, shower, or change his stinky shorts? You could point out that those things are much more disturbing that getting a cookie.
Maybe if you just started stuffing cookies in his mouth every time it opened you would get some peace and quiet......
Maybe next time he is ready for lunch you should tell him that you just can't make him lunch with the dog watching and see what he has to say about THAT......
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