4: Number of times yon weary travellers were caught in the i-stream ("idiot stream": (def.) convergence of numerous unqualified heads-up-their-asses drivers in one stretch of highway, usually one lane going each way with no safety division zone whatsoever and usually being led by a "dammit the signs may say 70 but I'm from back in the day and I'll go not one inch over 60 and protect you all from yourselves since I know better" card carrying i-stream representative)
3: Number of pee stops on the journey home.
2: Number of times the emergency glass extraction technique had to be deployed due to Depressed dwarves ripping one in the back seat.
2: Number of ear infections treated.
1: Number of reports from Mama and her PO. Question: if you shoot a swimmin' pig for dinner will it sink before you can get your bass boat over to pick it up?
1: Number of new frozen treats discovered on the trip. Called: Lick-a-doozie. Shortcoming: Does not vibrate.
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