Yo Mama has n-vented sumthin that U will want to no
as soon as U git this. The very best thing 2 help U
ig-nore children and PO's and cats poop and such is:
Crystal Light Raspberry Peach beverage mix. It is
loaded with calcium. Dr. Livesay mite want 2 no bout
this amazing discovery too. Mix a little bucket of
this stuff with a little less water than recommended.
Pour ur-self a healthy swig of Coconut Rum (Bacardi
COCO is mitey fine) and fill 'er up with Raspberry
Peach mix. U will delite in what U have done.
Bacardi sez "More flavor and more fun with every
pour" and they requests U "enjoy our products
responsibly". Thet is good advise.
Wun of the nisest things bout this refreshing drink
is thet the COCO Rum is colorless and no body, not
even ur PO, kin tell what you got goin.
With luv to you from Yo Mama
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Mama! The wild teenager still living in my heart is so proud of your latest concoction! I will be trying it very soon.
PS: Did you know that I used to drink all the tequila and fill up the bottles again with water (when we lived in RR)? Thought now was the time for me to get that confession off my chest. It's part of my 12-step "And Ba'hai to You Too, Buddy" program.
PPS: And you only *wondered* why your margarites didn't taste right.
PPPS: Yes, Rufus will get revenge for that little maternal in-dee-scre-shun, too, and you can laugh at the karma revolution.
Sorry, but this sista' won't be tryin this new alkehallic con-cotchin. Last time I drank anything with peach flavorin I spent several hours barfin all over the bathroom floor (in my last apt in Houston). Last thing I remembered I was sitting in the middle of the puke wipin it around with an old bath towel. My tennis shoe had peach scented puke in those little metal round shoe lace thingies for weeks afterward. At that moment I swore off all peach flavored alkehalic beverages. The best I can do is peach cobbler
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