Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Get Out the Blow Torch - My Shoulder is Frozen!!!
After about 4 months of shoulder pain, an MRI, several sets of X-Rays, injections with a 5 inch needle into my shoulder, and several types of drugs, the Orthopedic Hunk told me today that my shoulder was frozen. He then took out a very fancy prescription pad and prescribed some rehab for me (maybe I could move into Ridgecrest) and also prescribed me my VERY OWN shoulder rehab kit (whatever the hell that is - I think it involves some pulleys). I told him that frozen shoulders seem to run in the family and that my very own muther had been a victim of the icy disease. He told me that hopefully I would not have to have the same arm wrenching treatment that my muther had endured - he thinks that jerking on some pulleys will make me feel much better in a FEW MONTHS. The good news is that this is the first medical clinic I have ever been in that had NO FEMALE NURSES - they were all guys about 30 years old, 6'2" and very handsome. I think my shoulder might hurt for a very long time........
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Yo Mama's shoulders, both of them, is hurtin 2-day and ever day due to the n-o-vative dish storin sistem in thes water trailer. Cumes from the ceiling and ever time I pull one of them doors fulla dishes and cups and plates down it stresses and strains and hurts me. Yrs. ago I tried the exercise routine too, did not help, 'n it hurt my shoulder and my feelins 2. Will talk 2 U when I git to FLL this week re: this very impt. issue. So sorre it is doin that, cud it have something 2 do with slot machines? The main thing is to NOT baby your shoulder, don't let it rest, it will only get worse.
Yo Mama has shared agin!
So you're giving your PO the cold shoulder, huh? Maybe if he would re-use his plastic plates and card board cups, along with the napkins, and turn his unders inside out so he could wear 'em twice, then you wouldn't have bad shoulders due to too much work?
Has your PO ever heard of a sanitary napkin?
I am very sorry that your shoulders are hurting. That is NO FUN.
I think you need a cute, mus-cu-ler mass-ous.
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