EVER WUNDER WHAT THIS B 4 ?
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.
Do U no what this B? It be the spot where U gets pooper out of ur facility and gets rid of it 1 way or nother. Now Yo Mama may be old and grey of head and missin the boat sumtimes with her thinking but The Kaptain shore did put his hose in it this very morning.
We wuz tied up at the fuel dock and he was a-fillin his diesel gas tank and it only took 13.9 gallons and he a-started a-jumpin up and down that it B WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. That tank was M-T more than thet. Each 1 of 2 holds 300 gallons. So he went to tother side of thet boat and put in almost hunderet gallons. His smarter buddy by name of Howard looked at that 1st fuel hole and it weren't for diesel it was for emptying poop. OUR Kaptain had put 13.9 gallons of diesel fuel @ somewhere neer 4.00 a gallon in ther with all that poop. Whewy Whewy wuz he ever distraut. Would have thot since he be a WW2 pilot he wood've nown the differentation between poop and fuel. We had 2 go then a l-o-n-g way off n-2 the ocean to dump that poopy stuff. Wisht 4 you. Nex time we hope he be reading the little lids that say DIESEL and HOLDING TANK and B nowing the difference. The crowning blow wuz when he finalee said "I wundert why that fuel hose was 2 big 4 that hole in the floor".
Yo Mama has taken to her bed and onct
again sent The Kaptain and his best frend named Howard to the next island for the afternoon. I B needin a nap B-4 the evening festivities get goin.
Yo Mama has testified the truth, as Howard is my witness.
2 comments:
Your parole officer should be more careful which hole he's sticking his hose in. Usually the dookey shoot is marked "exit only."
You might tell your P.O. to watch his hoses more carefully or your sailin' ship might end up resembling Fatty's pile of burning poop!!!!
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