Yo Mama got a very personal problem and need sum ad-vise.
By relly strange co-n-si-dence I diskovered a long black
hare a growing on my back cheek where the sun don B shinin.
Now, the big problem B that I kaint see bak there. I kin
go N the privacy of my beauty room and git my lil small
mirror and kinda C it a stickin out. (aint got no Carmex
on it neither). It B a-hanging up on my lingerie when it
go up and down and I gotta git rid of it. I asked Lucy the
dog wood she hep and she sed no, she out lookin 4 electric
wires to chew off and cunsume like cuzin Pot Roast. I jes
dont be no-N no folks hear to trust with this breakthrew of
news. Sur do hate to save it 4 Dr. L in Waco, I don't think
he do hare removal. Cat-crap what do U think, U think he mite
like to add this to his diploma-show on the wall.
N E body got N E ideas 4 Yo Mama?
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Get you a large glass of peppermint schnaps, so you have nice breath. Get your tweezers and a pair of elastic-waist shorts. And head on over to the neighbors house, "I don't need a cuppa sugar or anything, but I got this hair that I can't quite get a grip on. Think you could be neighborly and help Yo Mama out?"
Or you could just keep it, nurture it, let it grow. After all, them people in south Florider like their women to be exotic. Maybe some underarm hair to match?
Then, if your PO gets mean, you can tell him "just kiss my hairy ass!"
All I can be a sayin about this problem is DON'T SAVE IT FOR ME TO DEAL WITH!!! Maybe when we go to that there fine beauty college next Friday to get our toes worked on you could ask them to wax it for ya.....
Yo Mama not wantin her girls to be a-missin any sleep 2-nite so am gonna tell you, jes what they said on the t.v. bout New Orleans, "I ain't makin this up". That is 4 sure, I figgered out how 2 handle my problem and it is a done deal. I guess U wonderin what I did, well I gonna tell you. I got myself one of them razors I use on other partsa my body and jes plain shaved that long black hair off. Weren't easy, U kin imagine, I had no way to C what I wuz doin, I jes had 2 make sure I didn't miss the mark. I shaved that baby off and it now B a historical event.
PTL is what Yo Mama has 2 say now.
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