If anybody out there in tv land tuned in to see Martha's new show yesterday, I am just a'wonderin WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS COME OVER MARTHA???? She be given all her staff ankle bracelets as a joke, she be thrown spaghetti noodles at the refrigerator, she be wearing a faux fur cooking apron and she be visiting people in their homes just like ole' Oprah just to do before she got so skinny and big-headed. She even be making conversations about how she learned how to play cards real good in that there prison in which she was in-car-ceer-ated. Martha has done had a personality makeover and she now tryin to be a comedian. Can't wait to tune in today and see all them audience members wearing ponchos like the one she knitted and then wore on her release day from the big house. What will she think of next?
I'm just Dazed and Confused 'bout all these people who keep a changin their personalities.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Yo Mama is abringin her nittin needles so we kin nit while I B there. Wunder if we kin finish a poncho, if we make lotsa those things I kin sell em at the nautical garage sale on Nov. 12.
You and Yo Mama can visit the yarn store tomorrie.
Thinking about people who change their personalities all the time...I reckon I'd like to be like Madonna. First I'll wear a bullet-shaped bra for a while, and then I'll write a children's book. You think someone has a castle I can live in, too?
Post a Comment