The Kaptain and Yo Mama went to a very fine local nite
spot for a bite last evenin and I was a sittin there jez
mindin my on business when the gal in the booth behint
me got up and stretched and sauntered slowly by me. I
think she really was a-lookin at The Kaptain with immoral
thoughts. N-E ways she was awearin stiletto hooker shoes,
very, very tite blue jeans, the kind that kinda jest hang
off your butt crack. She had long, fluffy dark red hair
and her face looket like she be wishing she wuz 18 or 21 or
meybe even 29. Then ... the hilite of the whole demo was
her shirt. It was black, had tiny lil fake diamond straps,
no bra, 'n on the back awritten in more diamonds was the
followin: "make it hard and ride it long". I asket The
Kaptain iffin he thot it mite be a Harley they wuz atalkin
bout and he said he didn't much think so.
Yo Mama wants 2 know what that mite-meant.
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