1. Trash talking is only between consenting adults.
2. Not sure if your target for trash will consent? Attempt at your own risk.
3. No trash talk from people under 15 years old.
4. Trash talking is allowed before the game, without restraint as long as rule #1 above is met.
5. No trash talking after the game, especially if your child's team beat my child's team.
6. All trash talking must cease if alcoholic beverages are in the vicinity, although inner dialogue trash talk (henceforth referred to as IDTT) may proceed without restraint if, during consumption of said beverages, I proceed to beat your ass at dominoes (including 42, Train, nickles, or greenie weenie).
7. Those who are predisposed to large amounts of trash talking may be better served by keeping that trash talking as an IDTT to herself, because long-term trash talking is likely to either void any unspoken contract made in the establishment of rule #1 OR may serve as perfect propellant for when karma turns around to bite herself in the ass.
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Sounds like there is some trash talkin' story we are missing here - has somebody at your house been misbehavin' at the ole' soccer field???
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