TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE THAT THERE WIRE RE-INSERTED INTO YOUR FALL-O-PEE-ON TOOBS

1. You will have your own life back a hell of a lot sooner.
2. You don't have to go to middle school dances and watch the little darlings have sex with their clothes on.
3. You don't have to hire an attorney in order to battle your teenager.
4. The neighbors won't have to call the health department because your child leaves dirty kleenex ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
5. You won't have to chop up poop so that it fits down the toilet hole.
6. You no longer have to buy pop-tarts.
7. You will save a lot of money because you won't have to shovel out $50.00 for middle school annuals and $75.00 for school pictures ALL IN THE SAME WEEK.
8. You can finish a sentence without someone arguing with you.
9. You can cook something edible besides canned green beans and ramen noodles.

and....

10. cause maybe, must maybe, you can do something YOU WANT TO instead of loading and reloading the dishwasher every 5 minutes.