The Short Happy Life of Brain Cells #10, 9, and 8
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So Bumpus was doing a little squat and gobble when he heard one of the "yelp-bark" combos issue forth from the jaws of the Fish-lipped Spawn of Satan known as Lord Nelson the Evergassy, who was in the next room at the time. Bumpus couldn't just jump and run, seeing as how he was in-dee-sposed, so as he sat pondering the noise, he was again surprised to hear a low, gutteral growl, another short bark, and then a commotion. Nature's processes came to their celebrated conclusion and upon entering the room where Id was located, Bumpus found the dog sitting with the above pictured item hanging out of his mouth and a dazed look on his face.
Prior to that moment, this item had been the end of the extension cord that had allowed my bed-side lamp to be plugged in. The cord's only sin was being located next to the part of the wall that the dog likes to obsessively lick when no one is paying attention.
Does electro-shock therapy work on pets? My guess is that yes, it would, if the pet in question had any grey matter to rearrange.
As a side note...what happened to Cells #15-11? Those were poisoned when the Id decided to chomp a big hole in a brand new bottle of Family Style Off Mosquito Repellant just two nights prior.
4 comments:
All I can say is that you are a better wife and mother than I am to put up with the antics of the Devil Dog - I think I would have just a'thrown him in the crockpot and turned it on high.
I do have another question about that electifying event - where is the other prong at the business end of this cord? Are you now going to have to much up dog poo every day to make sure it passes through the great beast's in-test-tine?
It's there--it's just bent to the side. It sort of looks like a shadow?
I will NOT be checking through dog poop unless a piece of jewelry goes missing...then we'll just cut him open like that shark in Jaws.
It's there--it's just bent to the side. It sort of looks like a shadow?
I will NOT be checking through dog poop unless a piece of jewelry goes missing...then we'll just cut him open like that shark in Jaws.
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