Next time you cyber-bloggers decide you are going to clean out the ole' refrigerator while your husband is out of town eating lavish meals courtesy of the State of Texas, I recommend that you do NOT eat (at one sitting) that HUGE bowl of cauliflower and broccoli that you steamed several days ago and which has since been sitting in your frig fermenting. That is unless you first make a special trip to Wally World and buy the economy box of cherry flavored Gas-Ex and be prepared to eat the whole box over the course of a couple of hours (with not much effect). It certainly makes for a restless and noisy night.
Just a Word of Advice From Someone Who Knows
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Yo Mama is horri-fied that U is down and out with fartin, meybe it weren't all jes that nasty stuff U ate, meybe it be frum a-reading that website bout all the fun things U kin buy to horrify folks with fartin stuff. Think so? U never no ... Yo Mama finded out sumthin bout food and fartin herself - when them pinto beans had me afartin so bad that I had 2 wait 4 The Kaptain to go to bed 'n go to sleep fore I dared to get in that bed myself, them same pinto beans a week later, laced heavy with Herdez, didn't cause no fartin at all. Meybe we should patent that new way o'cookin. Yo Mama be hoping U in cum to git me at that ner-by aero-port TOMORROW, I is flying the coop, settin sails, running a-way and goin missin frum round this spot. I is bringin my computer cause I shore don't want no-body checkin out my blog.
I guess I can ass-sume we aint agoin to the produce department of that Sam Store 4 broc and cauli? Think U be up to a-hittin there on Friday when we gets our toes and nose washed?
See my lst born soon. Hope them folks in Tye don't recognize us when we drive thru. Wishin big time that Fatty cud push a button an cum too. Meybe so? Think BIG, Fatty.
Let Yo Mama no how U R, I B concernet.
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