Saturday, September 10, 2005

BET U WISHIN U HAD THIS, FATTY


FOR SALE OR RENT
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

Yo Mama a-comin 2 the rescue. The Kaptain has this wire OCD and whenever he wanna plug N-E-thing in on the boat he duz cut it jez exactly the rite length so it look neat and tidy. Now N the house it B different, I B thinkin meybe he storin lots extry wire around the house for all to see N chew on and admire. N E way, we got this luvely little item available, U kin rent it R buy it. Jez let Yo Mama no and I'll send it on.

Yo Mama standin by with a box, tape and stamps, Fatty.

2 comments:

Fatty said...

Naw, I just got me one of those super-strong power stripsa and plugged everything into it: lamp, telephone, magical phone signal thrower that talks to the sat-light dish receiver. It's got a real chewy, tempting cord, too...I figure it the Roast goes for that, I might just be able to pull an "all in one" on the remaining brain cells.

Thank you for the offer, though! Maybe you could gather up all those spare wire bundles and sell em as one big lot on ebay, a "get started on your career as a master electrician tool kit"?

Maybe that college out in West Texas needs some supplies?

creeser said...

Great idea Fatty - then that there Devil Dog no longer be a ROAST - he be TOAST!!