Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Hideaway Shot Glass:
For When Ya Need to Slam a Little Tequila in the Ladies Room at Church

While some of us are worried about gasoline being over $4.oo per gallon, others think about other things. I found out about this in a Vegetarian Times magazine given to me...

The Diva Cup

I figure it's the perfect thing to go along with my stilettos that have a flask hidden in the heel. Salt up my nose. Lime behind my ear...or hidden in my buttcrack.

2 comments:

creeser said...

GAG ME - UGHHHHHHHHHHH! Especially the part about it being REUSABLE - I may have an inner hippie aura, but I would NEVER sink to washing out these things!!!!! With that in mind, why spend the extra money for these specialty items - just buy yerself some paper Dixie Cups and cram um where the sun don't shine!! THREE CHEERS FOR HYSTERECTOMIES!!!

yo mama said...

Y. M. is certain 4 sure that there B sumthin wrong with persons, male or f.male either, who sit about dreamin up DivaCups and DivaWash. That B the nastiest thing I seen in at least 30+ years!