I think that for Halloween this year, Hannah should be:
"A child of a polygamist father who isn't sure who the hell all his children are."
The attached link will help you with her costume.......
Apparently, the demure females of our West Texas cult have started their own business - guess it gives them something to do when it isn't their night with the stud......
I, myself, am coming up with a new line of clothing that addresses the need of my own religion:
"La Casita de San Colchon".
All you need is yer p.j.s or if you are so inclined, your birthday suit....
2 comments:
Didya read their motto about now being inter-ested in costly apparel. They ain't x-actly got Target prices! Wunder what God thinks bout them prices....
YM gonna cut right to the M-portant
part of all this. I gonna contact them and C if I can be a model on the website. Will send my New Yrs. Eve photo and all-sew the more resent wun of me in my black bra suit. Mite like to copy my styles, ya think?
I know I should leave some smart ass comment and such, and at first, I thought about finding one of those women and pasting my face on her body (in the pickture, not in real life, smarty pants), but the more I look at those sweet kids on the website, the sicker I feel about them growing up in a community where they have no hope of real freedom...look at that home page picture of the little girl with that awful woman hair...it reminds me of regular six year olds whose moms dress them in that trashy "Juicy" crap...I mean, after all, with no education and no substantive income and with three babies by the time you're 20 and with your only knowledge of the "real" world being the bullshit scare tactics that a bunch of uneducated, paternalistic, god-preaching, fear mongering mo-rons have brainwashed you to believe, how could you even escape if you wanted to? :(
Now you've gone and gotten my panties in a wad. And they are granny pannies, not them kind with the butts broken out of them.
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