The Result of Sugar Overload:Birthday Crack, Scissor Attack

So then, following a long day, a healthy dose of high fructose corn syrup, and a short lesson in how to open presents, Goozie Magoo went nuts. She started crawling around like crazy, squealing in glee, hopping on her bottom, and generally being a birthday crackhead.

Notice, about 2/3 of the way through the video, that she finds the scissors that I had hidden under a chair, behind my back. She is one strong-willed woman and was not happy that the scissors were off limits. Like any good crackhead, I guess she wanted a weapon to go hold up a 7-11 for more Oreo cookie fix. "GIMME COOKIE OR I WILL CUT YOU!"

Yes, this video has sound, and yes, all those high pitched screams belong to the princess.

Notice the array of Greco-Roman wrestling go on in the background...