Fatty Recommends: Fig-er Out the Future with Shadowcards

http://shadowcards.com/

Need to answer a difficult question? Check out this site. You ask a question, click on the "Shadow Card" button, and get two future-tellers: a word and a picture. Scroll over the picture and a little pop-up tells you more about what it means.

For example, I asked: "Why am I so damned impatient with my sweet, perfect children?"

And I got back the word "young" and a picture of an arm getting a shot in a doctor's office.

What does this mean? That my house is full of young children, that I am young/immature/unwise, and that I need a prescription to help me with my attitude.

Then I asked: "Why am I constipated?"

I got back the word "sex" and a picture of a broken heart. When I scrolled over the broken heart, it said I have "fear of loss."

What does this mean? That I have poop phobia and that if I were a sex fiend, then I probably wouldn't be so anally retentive. Bumpus will like that last bit.

Finally, I asked (this is too much fun to stop now): "Why do I always get lost on the salad dressing isle?"

Word: "shift," Picture: zigzag/the letter "Z."

Meaning? I keep shiftin' back and forth between Bacon Ranch and Creamy Parmesan and in all my zigzaggin' cannot make up my mind.