What does a thirty-something Fatty do when left ALL ALONG for the night, with no chilrens (at the saintly grandparents'), no hubbers (sorry, Bumpus), no work (I'm takin' the night off), and no money? Well, just for pos-tear-I-Tee's sake, let me record my to-do list right heyah:
1. Mow the yard on the riding mower...and go FAST.
Why? Because I can.
2. Eat cheap frozen pizza with a LOT of extra fresh onions added on top.
The revel in my lack of similarity to Rachel Ray.
3. Drink two large glasses of cheap white wine.
Fatty Jr. says that her palate has MA-too-er-ed and that she longer drinks cheap wine. Yeehaw! That's more fer me, Woman!
4. Go to bed at 8:42 PM.
If I'm not careful, Robert Earl Keen, Jr. might write a song about me.
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