Sittin' on my butt in my plastic rockin chair.....
Wishin' that my pussy would stop sheddin' all its hair....
Had a healthy dinner of tater tots and tea....
Won't sleep good tonight cause i'm sure i'll have to pee....
Feelin kind of grumpy, and I don't know where to start....
Guess I'll scratch my butt and let out a little fart....
[pause]
Now I'm feelin better so I'll write a little more....
Before I get my monkey and head upstairs to snore....
Two more weeks till Vegas and I hope I win the pot....
So I can buy the new appliance that I really want alot....
And if I do then you can know that tamales will be brewin....
And in just a few short minutes you will see them extra-udin....
Those suckers will be shootin out like poop from Rufus' hiney....
And I'll serve them up with Ritas that are green and cold and limey....
Life will be so good and I will curl up with my cat....
And buy myself some moo-moos so I continue being fat.
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Now THAT'S what I am talking about !
I would say that I laughed hard enough to bust my bladder reconstruction but I haven't had that yet...although I DO have MORE GREY HAIR THAN YOU DAMMIT...so instead I will say that your rap inspired a big laugh and a little squirt.
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