HEY CAT CRAP!
How 'bout a rap?
Open up yer cavity
And let yer lips flap!
HEY CAT CRAP!
What's up with that?
Yank off yer girdle
And put on yer hat!
HEY CAT CRAP!
Ready with the cart?
Cause we're headed right for ya,
Fatty, Boudreaux, and The Tart!
HEY CAT CRAP!
Don't throw a fit.
Just take a drink and give a scratch
To yer ol Peety Pit!
HEY CAT CRAP!
Who loves ya, Sis?
If you'd post some poetry,
I wouldn't have to post this!
HEY CAT CRAP!
How 'bout a rap?
Open up yer cavity
And let yer lips flap!
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1 comment:
Naw, it's inspired by my sister's robotic butt box ("automated kitty litter recepticle"). Her user name is Cat Crap, and I've been singing that in my head for about a week.
Thanks for the comment, though!
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