Here I was asittin here mindin my own biz when a tall
skinny fishing boat with a high-up-tuna-tower on top
of it moved from one boat spot to another and plopped
right in front of my north-bound doorway. To top it
all off the inhabitants include a Barbie doll with long
stringy blond tresses pulled threw her boatin hat and a
head held in just the same position as Barbie does. On
the boat also in a swarthy man in a black Euro skinny
bathing suit and he is certain he The Gift To The World.
Got a sheep dog too, with a summer haircut like Lucy
has. Lucy does not like the sheep dog and she barks at
it whether it be there or not. I'll try to get some
photos to go along with this new-neighbor-scenario. Will
find out also if they have a blog so we kin get to know
them better. Not tellin 'em my real name, but the parole
officer wears his name all day ever day on his shirt so
he kin remember who he is so they already got that impor
tant info. Won't give 'em your names tho. More to follow.
Yo Mama
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Don't worry, Mama, we all know that your bass boat is better than her sad sack ol tuna boat! I mean, how much power does it take to pull in one of those little bitty ol things anyway? When you buy em in a can, there's a whole bunch of em lined up together...sorta looking like minnows.
I'll practice holding my head like Barbie too, so we can put on a show when you get too.
Wonder if Barbie has zits on her ass like I do??????
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