Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Wisdom of Rufus #621

Rufus:
Well, MOTHER, you KNOW that God and Jesus created everythng.
Except the roads. People built the roads.

Fatty:
Well, then, where did everything else come from?

Rufus:
Walmart.

3 comments:

yo mama said...

Yo Mama wants thet boy to no his unkle mark built them roads. As for the rest of the stuff I dono, The parole officer did git a hat at walmart ... so maybe Jack is rite.

Yo Mama has spoken

yo mama said...

yo mama jes thinks that boy Rufus is smarter than all get out, jes 4 him 2 B doin all this deep thinkin like his great-unkel in Ft. Worth. Now, thats one that thinks a lot and comes up with some mitey good ideas and understandins - specially when it come to carin for the old and infirm and he be takin community to them at their place of livin.

Yo Mama has spoken

Fatty said...

I notice yer spellin's gettin' even worse. Have you been going out in the sun without your hat again?