Rufus:
Well, MOTHER, you KNOW that God and Jesus created everythng.
Except the roads. People built the roads.
Fatty:
Well, then, where did everything else come from?
Rufus:
Walmart.
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"That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots."
--John Winger (Bill Murray),Stripes
3 comments:
Yo Mama wants thet boy to no his unkle mark built them roads. As for the rest of the stuff I dono, The parole officer did git a hat at walmart ... so maybe Jack is rite.
Yo Mama has spoken
yo mama jes thinks that boy Rufus is smarter than all get out, jes 4 him 2 B doin all this deep thinkin like his great-unkel in Ft. Worth. Now, thats one that thinks a lot and comes up with some mitey good ideas and understandins - specially when it come to carin for the old and infirm and he be takin community to them at their place of livin.
Yo Mama has spoken
I notice yer spellin's gettin' even worse. Have you been going out in the sun without your hat again?
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