Rufus and Cat Crap have been discussing bodily functions, and Rufus now has a handy dandy color-coded system for how to interpret all extrusions. He can recite this word-for-word and is just chomping at the bit for the first show-and-tell day of the 2005 preschool season:
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
If it's green, check your spleen.
If it's red, you're dead.
If it's pink, it stinks!
If it's black, put it back.
If it's gold, it's old.
If it's silver...take it to the bank.
As "she who birthed the mouth," I get a 10% cut off any valuable deposits!
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