What the hell goin on in here?
Are the lights out in the trailer park? Did you computer get re-poss-assed? Did the devil dog eat your keyboard? Are you being held hostage by small boys? Are ya sittin' on the toilet waitin for a rainbow???? GET YOUR ASS ON YOUR COMPUTER AND ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!!!
Don't you know I have no life and you are my sole source of entertainment????
Signed,
Ruby in Trailer #2
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Get your ass in gear and write me rap, crap!
I asked you nice and you still haven't done it.
My dead loving sister also known as cat crap:
DO YOU REALIZE THAT I WAS IN YOUR HOUSE FOR ALMOST A WEEK AND WE DID NOT CONSUMER ANY ADULT BEVERAGES? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?
IF I CAN'T BE IN MY PUH-JAMMERS WITH MY STUFFED MONKEY IN A DIAPER AND BRA SNOR-IN ON THE COUCH AS I WAIT FOR MY DENTAL APPOINTMENT, THEN AT LEAST I COULD BE STUMBLING AROUND YOUR HOUSE EM-BARE-UHSIN' YOUR HUSBAND DUE TO TOO MANY COS-MO-POLLY-TANS!
I love you very much,
Your sister, Fatty.
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