Friday, February 04, 2005

Snot Swappin update

a little tidbit I found on a blog that I somehow felt
noteworthy amongst those of us who might be
contemplating reproduction again .... may I have
some kleenexes monogramed for H and J so we can
tell whose is whose? seems to me to be the only
roadblock in "the program". Yo Lovin Mama


A reason not to procreate again

During the long runny-nosed months of winter, I always keep a tissue for Evan in my left pocket and a tissue for Julia in my right pocket. I re-use them as needed throughout the day until they get too gross, at which point I replace them for clean ones and start the process over again (and again and again and again... I'm so done with this winter thing). It occured to me today that I can't imagine where I'd stash a third tissue, and two in one pocket would result in some pretty nasty snot-swapping. If I was looking for a sign that I shouldn't have any more kids, I think I just found it -- right here in my pocket.

2 comments:

Fatty said...

I'd put it right between my boozums.
Or maybe right underneath em.
What I lack in ee-lass-tis-ity, I make up for in volume!

Fatty said...

If I put the tissue in the middle, then it boosts my cleeve-edge. Also helps catch those sweat dribbles.