Yo Mama Has Taken to Her Bed

Yo Mama is in a state of de-lear-ium over the cousins that Cat Crap has dug up out of her litter box. There be a fine line betwixt and between genius and insanity and this Professor fits the later categorical grouping. Here he was, a dis-tinguished brain at Univ. Colo. in Boulder, home of our other cousins, and he be spouting all this garbage out.

Then I calm down from that and scroll on down the page and LORD HELP ME, Cat Crap is
on the blog. It wus bad nough when I got that anonymous mail showing Fatty asitting
on the steps of the college important building with a dog bigger than she wus, dog named Blue. A find dog too. But the shock of seeing my baby being publicly exposed without her mama signing off 2 do so was jest too much. And NOW, Cat Crap weren't in Sweetwater Tx where she sed she wus, she was out in the public "Stealing Spotlight: Priceless" promoting a sperm bank for men. What in God's name would the
G-woman think of that one! Iffin you don't believe me just scroll on down the page
of Professor Churchill and you will see Cat Crap, right in the center of the dem-on-stration holding a homemade sign.

So then I get to thinking about how Tedward is gonna come and get my girls and I just had to take to my bed. Then I got to thinking about how all this be going on in Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, and I'm fraid the brothers must be loving on each other a lot to want a sperm bank. And then I get to thinking about the gene pool in our one-of-a-kind family and I get real skared. Jes think, we got them folks living in Boulder thats all so smart and ed-u-kated and some of that University stuff mite have rubbed off on them when they went home for Thanksgiving. And then we got that smart one in north TX who was a philosophy majer and likes to play the grand pinano, jes like Professor Ward Churchill.

Yep, I jes feel like the s--- has hit the fan and not dis-trib-u-ted even. Whatever
shall we do about this. Shall we contact cousin Cheryl and start helping her knit hats for these unbalanced souls? Or maybe we jes otta all get free credit reports at www.freecreditreport.com. Wunder whose putting stuff in that sperm bank anyway, suppose its brainy people or some them folks got nothing upstairs?

I will be standing by awaiting answers to sum of my many concernts brought about by Fatty and her fingers doing the walking last night. Wunder who was doing the thinking for all that stuff?

Lord Help Me, Yo Mama