I be writing with blue now cause yo mama now got one blue eye and one brown eye. What are we going to do about this !!!
Imagine my surprise when I got home from the hospital place and took the patch off to put in eye drops - my new eye done turnt blue. Surely be hopin the other eye gets the same color treatment ! Eye seems to be dark blue, like new born babe, but it is definitely not brown!
Y.M. aka B.M.
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Does this make you a one-eyed pirate?
You have two blue-eyed daughters, so maybe this means that your eyes have been blue this whole time?
Can you see out of that eye? Will the operation help?
Does your sir-jun do lie-poe-suck-shun, and can we get a family deal?
Mama,
EVERY BODY has those edit and delete buttons. That's how you keep control over your own self! You can push on edit and change a word if you ever find your dictionary again, under all those stacks of Cosmopolitan.
I was also so very relieved to know that you didn't have one brown eye and one black eye. I thought maybe you'd gotten in another cat fight down at the boat stalls.
Fatty
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