http://emergination.blogspot.com/
When I read that outloud, Bumpus thought it was a porn site. I thought it was something about that Rescue 9-1-1 show with Captain Kirk. But really it's all about "Thoughts on the Victories and Set-Backs of the Principled Progressive Movement." I had to copy that from the top of the site's page, and I don't think I have any clue what it means.
The blog is written by a guy named John Ashcraft. Isn't he a-turn-key general or something like that? He looks smart, like he might belong to Mensa. Bumpus's cousin belongs to that, just like my three cousins are all called "Doctor." I need to study in-hairy-tance and see if I should be giving my kids some extra brain vitamins or something.
3 comments:
You are welcome, sir, Mr. Ashcraft! I wish I had your smarts, but I guess I wouldn't know what to do with 'em. Keep up your great work.
PS: That "proud to be an American" song is one of my favorites! And we were so happy about all that voting in Iraq! I can't believe I'm talking to someone so famous!
PPS: You might have noticed that I didn't call you "Cousin," like I call the other neighbors that I visit. No offense meant--I just didn't know if you'd appreciate that family friendly thing, since you're smart and famous. Didn't want to appear disrespectful or anything.
DAMN, that dude needs to lighten up, kick back, watch a couple of episodes of Survivor and drink a brewsky!!! And why does he have that target thang over his eye? Does he have a cat-r-act like Yo Mama?????
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