Sittin on my butt in front of the tube.....
Hair's looking like it just had a lube
Children all gone - I sent they away......
Not quite sure how I'm gonna spend the day
Need to take a bath cause I'm smellin kinda sour.....
But I ain't got the energy to get in the shower
Played a game of yahtzee, but I got my ass beat.......
Left that stupid site cause I couldn't take the heat
Loaded up on stool softners, just waitin for the time.......
I can button my jeans and move on down the line
The phone just rang and the message was clear.......
GET YOUR BUTT IN THE CAR CAUSE' THE NEW CAMPER IS HERE!!!!!
My energy is back and I'm gonna get in gear......
Gonna view my new trailer and maybe drink a beer
Be back in touch soon to finish this rap......
In the meantime just pray that I get to take a crap!!
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I just spit chicken and rice all over my computer monitor at work. A little went up my nose, and now I am having a sneezing fit. Damn garlic.
But it was 110% worth it for the tears-streaming-down-my-face laughter.
YOU GO GIRL!
PS: I hope that the laxatives don't kick in at the RV center. My prayers are with you. B'hai, B'hai.
Well, whar is it? Did you get that big ol' teenage hormone box on wheels or what?
And what the hell was I doing eating chicken and rice at 10:43 AM?
And did you poop at the RV dealership or what?
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