HELLO, Uncle M! A Poem of Welcome and Comfort. By Fatty.

Don't be yeller bellied,
Don't be afraid.
Just join on in
The hick family parade.

Learn things about us
Even the shrinks don't know
'Bout pooping and possums
And how toenails grow.

Look out for Yo Mama,
Known as BM, too.
She done popped out her teeth
And stuck in a chew,

Then she took to some book learning
And raised up her smarts.
Now she's insulting the neighbors
And talking 'bout farts.

We've gone high tech
From our trailers and boats,
But we shouldn't brag
And we shouldn't gloat.

Cause the dysFUNctional family
Is no better than most,
So raise up your glass
And let's make a toast:

To the d-FUN family
Let's be happy and well!
Cause the Church o' Christ called:
We're all going to hell.

BYE BYE UNCLE M!