August 2005 was Damned Funny, Too

Again, the title is a link.

August brought us a number of excellent episodes in the life of the d-f-f, including...

Rufus flipping the bird at river riding rednecks.
Hairballs from fat ass cats in West Texus.
Hairballs from god knows where over in the East.
Topless cheerleaders.
Gas. Lots of gas.
Fatty in her weddin' dress.
Cat Crap in her weddin' dress.
Yo Mama, with her hair all fancy dyed, in knee socks, a bra, and a long skirt (looking, I might add, like a reject from that LDS cult over near Brownwood...kicked out cause her skirt is slit too high and her hair don't do just right...now trying to get herself a job doing infomercials for Armin Hammer).
Pubbies in the Carmex.
Harry Potter.
A necked boy on a horse.

I got myself a little ab workout and a few Kegels off of that one.