Tuesday, June 24, 2008

LA COCINA HERE WE COME!!!

Jes a waitin for YM to get here so I can add another roll to my middle section!



Dear Cat Crap,
My two young boys are already headed for therapy. Just having me as a mother ensures that they'll get their money's worth there. A little editing was required here to stop the stares and gawking...
Love, Fatty

Dear Fatty,

I had no idea that the boys were privy to our family dys-function or I would CERTAINLY have not posted bodacious tatas on our family historical (hysterical) record..... Just bill me for an extra hour of counseling :)
Love, Cat-Crap

2 comments:

Fatty said...

Dear Ba'hai, Ruler of St. Mattress:
Please save us from ourselves, because I am pretty sure we are headed straight to hell.

Love,
Fatty

Little Loose Deuce said...

Dear Fatty,

This is by far the best blawg I have ever seen. Reading it, for me, is like being caught up in a tornado of that is witty, oh that is disgusting, sick hilarity, aw-shucks cuteness, what is that?, and damn she's funny...all the while hoping I don't scroll down on to a picture of a flabby grandma doing her Karate Kid moves while maintaining a 0.25 BAC. I'm glad I'm not the only one with ADD. Has it ever occurred to THEM that THEY are the damaged ones?

Thanks for brightening my day and giving me hope that I'm not the only one who doesn't understand and doesn't care if I don't.

--Deuce Dad