Last night was not particularly peaceful, with little precious bundle screaming her head off from 5 AM until 6:30 AM, sleeping from 6:30-8, eating from 8-8:45, and then starting the screaming again.
Tired Milk-Wagon-Mama's solution?
Step 1: Give child to her father.
Step 2: Forage through the deep freeze, trying not to fall in head-first.
Step 3: Emerge with full pint of "Everything but the..." Ben and Jerry's.
Step 4: Promise one's self to eat only one 1/2-cup serving.
Step 5: Curiously examine the nutritional information, kindly provided a la our governmental regoooolatshuns.
Step 6: Say "Aw, to HELL WITH IT" and eat the whole thing.
Step 7: Ponder the Vallium-like effects of consuming 1240 calories, 120% of my daily fat, and 240% of my daily saturated fat in one 15-minute sitting.
Step 8: Post highly poetic confessional to family blog.
Steps 9-12: Ponder how long one must wait to do this again...
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Yo Mama in state shock, thot we eaten all that good stuff fore I flew away.
what all wuz n it. makes Yo Mama hungrie 2 think bout that green with chocolate stuff I finished up while there.
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