One of them wet the bed.
One of them peed on my bed.
One of them had a bloody nose in the bed.
One of them has a cat who thinks the bed is its bed.
Then it occurs to me...about the time I am finished washing other peoples' pee out of the sheets, I will be so old that it will be time for me to start washing my own pee out of the sheets again...
Considering that a big trend nowadays is for adult children to move back home with their parents, I need to start drafting my list of house rules, for when I'm 90 and my 50 year old children move back in with me.
Rule #1: Wash your own pee out of the sheets. And while you're at it, wash my pee sheets, too.
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