Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Feeding Children 1, 2, 3

Child #1: Breakfast is good for you and entertaining.
Home-made pancakes with blueberries for a smile, fresh cut apples, milk.
You are precious and the heart of the universe.

Child #2: Breakfast is good for you.
Lower sugar Froot loops, closed properly in the pantry so they are not stale, and milk.
Sit still and learn your manners.

Child #3: You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
M&M's and fritos mixed in one bowl, as requested.
If you're going to hit your brother, then use your hand only...no brass knuckles.

1 comment:

creeser said...

What - no sippee cup of beer? What kind of breakfast are you serving that child!!!!