"That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots." --John Winger (Bill Murray),Stripes
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
The Hideaway Shot Glass: For When Ya Need to Slam a Little Tequila in the Ladies Room at Church
While some of us are worried about gasoline being over $4.oo per gallon, others think about other things. I found out about this in a Vegetarian Times magazine given to me...
I figure it's the perfect thing to go along with my stilettos that have a flask hidden in the heel. Salt up my nose. Lime behind my ear...or hidden in my buttcrack.
GAG ME - UGHHHHHHHHHHH! Especially the part about it being REUSABLE - I may have an inner hippie aura, but I would NEVER sink to washing out these things!!!!! With that in mind, why spend the extra money for these specialty items - just buy yerself some paper Dixie Cups and cram um where the sun don't shine!! THREE CHEERS FOR HYSTERECTOMIES!!!
Y. M. is certain 4 sure that there B sumthin wrong with persons, male or f.male either, who sit about dreamin up DivaCups and DivaWash. That B the nastiest thing I seen in at least 30+ years!
GAG ME - UGHHHHHHHHHHH! Especially the part about it being REUSABLE - I may have an inner hippie aura, but I would NEVER sink to washing out these things!!!!! With that in mind, why spend the extra money for these specialty items - just buy yerself some paper Dixie Cups and cram um where the sun don't shine!! THREE CHEERS FOR HYSTERECTOMIES!!!
ReplyDeleteY. M. is certain 4 sure that there B sumthin wrong with persons, male or f.male either, who sit about dreamin up DivaCups and DivaWash. That B the nastiest thing I seen in at least 30+ years!
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